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The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course MUST be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.(Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length so as to avoid damage to the hole.
6. In some cases, and at the owner's discretion, playing or entry fees may be required.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately apon arrival. The experienced player will normally take their time to admire the entire course, with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they are currently playing to the owner. Upset course owners have been known to severely damage a player's equipment for this reason.
10. Players are encouraged to bring the proper rain gear for protection.
11. Players should not assume the course is in playing condition at all times. Players may be embarrassed to find the course temporarily out of service. Advanced players will find alternate means of play.
12. Players should assure that their match has properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played. Previous players have been known to be IRATE if they discover someone else playing what they consider a private course.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back-nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. The course owner will be the SOLE judge of who is the best player.