Personal Play-by-play Announcer
 

Wouldn't life be so much more fun with a play-by-play announcer and color commentary?

Like trying to get some at a bar...

"Oooh...and there he goes down in flames again! Man, that was a tough slap in the face, Brian!"

"Sure thing Jim. That kinda thing has got to be a big blow to the ego."

"But wait, Brian...he seems to have spotted the blonde in the short leather skirt at the bar. Does he have a chance with this one?"

"Well, the stats aren't looking in his favor, being 0-12 on blondes this week. However, this blonde happens to have a strong track record of one night stands, so we'll see how this one will pan out, Jim."


Please...come up with more ideas for this. It could be fun!

Oh I want one in the bedroom:p

"Uh oh Jim...Looks like Lil has the silk scarfs out again. You know what that means."

"Sure do Brian. She's in a spanking mood tonight. But will she be giving or recieving the spanking?"

"Well Jim, she's gotten spanked 4 out of the past 5 nights when using the silk scarfs, but we might be seeing a change as she start to move towards the headboard"

"Yes! Yes, she's tying him down! Score another one for Lilith!" :spank:

<~~~~ would do that victory dance in the endzone but I prefer to look like I have been there before:p:D