--> .[Message in a bottle]. <--
 

If you put a 'message in a bottle' and threw it away....


.....what would it say?

"Help...I'm being held prisoner"

Send money!

No Deposit - non-returnable
Don't Ya just wish you'd left it in the bottle?
LOL

Uh oh....NOW you've done it.

There was a man from Peru...Who fell asleep in a canoe...While dreaming of Venus and stroking his penis...he woke up with a hand full of goo......

"For a good time call...###-#### and ask for PantyFanatic"






Ohh Btw....PF...what's your phone number??? I need it! :p :D

Hire me!

Follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

Hey, I've been stuck inside this bottle for years, it's about time you opened the thing. What the fuck are you lookin' at?

LMAO
 

I'm very old and have an old phome number. It's CHerry I-812 :D

"I don't know where I am, but would you come get me?"

Please return to owner

If you love completely, find humor in most things, and are in search of a friend... return this to me...

If not... cork it.. and throw it back in...