3 Old Ladies
 

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in
front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far.
:D

LMAO :D

Must be what they mean by "get your strokes in now".;)

LOL

so bad it is funny

LOL!!!!

Printing this out for my mother-in-law whose name is Gertrude. She'll love it. TY Eliza.

:) :) :)

I've never heard that one before. I like it! LOL

Love it :D

This guy is on stage doing his act with his crocodile.

For the finale he opens the croc's mouth, pulls out his erect cock and puts it in the croc's mouth and carefully closes it. He then smacks the croc three times on the head with a stick, opens his mouth and takes out his cock.

OK he says, anyone dare to try this?

An old lady at the front puts her hand up "Yes" she says, "but don't hit me on the head with that stick"

Aye, the old ones are the best.

Eliza & Vigil,

Great stuff! Thank you.

Thanks for the chuckle, Eliza & Vigil! :P

LOL! Good ones!

LOL