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jennaflower 01-03-2004 10:00 AM

Elmo
 
A woman is hired at the assembly plant where the Tickle-Me-Elmo's are produced. She is told to report to work at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee.

She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager started laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."







hehehehe... anyone want tickles?

Catch22 01-03-2004 10:03 AM

lol. cute.

PantyFanatic 01-03-2004 10:16 AM

Very good:D Wasn't expecting that.

Irish 01-03-2004 11:38 AM

Very good!It shows how some people take everything TOO seriously! Irish

Summer 01-03-2004 12:26 PM

thanks for the giggles ;)

Steph 01-03-2004 12:50 PM

LOL I didn't see that coming, either!

skipthisone 01-03-2004 04:59 PM

I cannot believe I fell for that.

Scarecrow 01-03-2004 05:19 PM

Nice twist at the end, TY Jenna for the laugh

sillyme 01-03-2004 08:43 PM

Jennaflower,

Loved it! Thank you very much.

RyanČ 01-04-2004 09:46 AM

Classical! Elmo was funny in the Sesame Street days. Sounds like the kinda thing I'd do if I was hired! :)

LixyChick 01-04-2004 12:02 PM

OMG! I tried and tried to get the punch line before the end! LMAO!


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