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The Amazing Texan...............

A traveling salesman visits a small town in the
Midwest and sees a

circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing
Texan."

Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark.
Suddenly, trumpets
blare
and all eyes turn to the center ring. There,
spot-lit in the
center ring
is a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy.
Suddenly, the old
cowboy
unzips his pants, whips out a huge member and
smashes all three
walnuts
with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly
cowpoke is carried off
on
the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later, the salesman visits the same
little town and sees
a
faded sign for the same circus and the same:
"Don't Miss the
Amazing
Texan."

He can't believe the old guy is still alive,
much less still doing
his
act! So he buys a ticket.

Again, the center ring is illuminated. This
time, instead of
walnuts,
three coconuts are placed on the table.

The Texan stands before them, then suddenly
unzips his fly, and
smashes
he coconuts with three swings of his amazing
member.

The crowd goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman waits around after
the show to meet
with the
old cowboy.

"You're incredible," he tells the old cowboy.
"But I have to know
something. Why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well, says the Texan: "My eyes just ain't what
they used to be!"

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