For the GIRLS!!!!
 

> A poem for us....
>
> I shave my legs,
> I sit down to pee.
> And I can justify
> any shopping spree.
> Don't go to a barber,
> but a beauty salon.
> I can get a massage
> without a hard-on.
> I can balance the checkbook,
> I can pump my own gas.
> Can talk to my friends,
> about the size of my ass
> My beauty's a masterpiece,
> and yes, it takes long.
> At least I can admit,
> to others when I'm wrong.
> I don't drive in circles,at any cost.
> And I don't have a problem,
> admitting I'm lost.
> I never forget,
> an important date.
> You just gotta deal with it,
> I'm usually late.
> I don't watch movies,
> with lots of gore.Don't need instant replay,
> to remember the score.
> > > > > > >
> I won't lose my hair,
> I don't get jock itch.
> And just cause I'm assertive,
> Don't call me a bitch.
> > > > > > >
> Don't say to your friends,
> Oh yeah, I can get her.
> In your dreams, my dear,
> I can do better!
> > > > > > >
> Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best.
> Look at me you idiot...
> Not at my chest!!!!
> I don't have a problem,
> With Expressing my feelings.
> I know when you're lying,
> You look at the ceiling.
> > > > > > >
> DON'T call me a GIRL ,
> a BABE or a CHICK .
>
> I am a WOMAN.
> >Get it?, you DICK!?!



:hot: :hot: :hot:

as soon as i finish laughing i must save this as my desktop, if that's alright

i love this poem!
sweet
good job!

hehehehhehe to great! am luvin it !
hubby didnt laugh nearly as hard for this one as he did the dick one hmmmmmmmmmmmmm LMAO

~nikki~