Ok Guys...time to fess up!
 

All of that wacking off adds up! What's your stats?

The Ejaculator

Personally, I have generated 18.416666666667 gallons and 153.69452366667 lbs. of Jizz!

If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 98.222222222222 yards...a football field of spooch.

I have killed approximately 636,480,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3536 kittens...and counting...fast.

I bow to the master

You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.

LMAO omg to funny !! poor kitties!!!

~nikki~

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I've drank 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen,

You keep me humble,

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.

Uhm....

You have made 38.59375 gallons and 322.080435625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,778,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9880 kittens.

You have made 93.4375 gallons and 779.77368625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.6444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,305,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 23920 kittens. Irish
P.S.Don't forget,I'll be 60,this month!I counted from when I was
14.Even with regular sex,I still do it,at least,once a day!I figured on 10times a week.Maybe,my wife is right, & I am oversexed!

<--- is suprised there are any kittens left at all in New Hampshire.

WI---Everyone needs a hobby!I gave up smoking & drinking!I'll be
damned if I'll give up sex! Irish

Kittens are over-rated:p

Clearly, I have some work to do.

You have DRUNK 5.28125 gallons and 44.074164875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 37.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 243,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1352 kittens.

You have made 36.5625 gallons and 305.12883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

I'll catch you yet, Irish! :D

I think that,I found,ANOTHER reason,why you never see cats,outside,of a Chinese Resturant! Irish

Heres my stats
 

You have made 19.5 gallons and 162.735378 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.