I was soooooo drunk...
 

As some of you may know, I'm in Miami right now for a conference. Last night about 20 of us from my practice group went out to a bar. Yes, the alcohol flowed quite nicely... a little too freely, I believe. We left the bar at 3:30 this morning. Yes, we had 9:00 meetings to attend today. I got down there about 10:00. I had to get up 4 different times (in front of peers and several partners in my company) to go to the bathroom and throw up. Yes, I'm sure a promotion will be pushed off for yet another year for me. :D

I haven't drank like this for.... well, ever. At one point (because different people were getting me drinks) I had 3 different drinks in my hand for a while. Yes, it was quite ugly



So... share your drunk/hangover stories!!!! Help ease my pain a little.

As for some of my co-workers...
1 guy woke up this morning laying on his bathroom floor with his head mostly inside an overturned trash can. He had apparently tried to take his pants off, but still had his shoes on. So, he had his pants stuck around his ankles as well.

Another guy woke up and found a room service tray in his room with a sandwich and french fries completely untouched. When he went into the bathroom, there was ANOTHER tray there also with a sandwich and fries completely untouched. He doesn't remember ordering either.

2 other people were supposed to fly out today and pushed their flights off until tomorrow because they were so hungover, they didn't think it was a good idea to fly.

PLEASE share your stories. :D

It was my daughter's 5th birthday and we had a huge party like always. The kid's part from 3-5pm then the adult/kid's part from 5 until the sun comes up. Well I was wearing a black baby doll shirt and red jeans and sucking back shots like no body's business. I did lemon shots with about half the bottle of vodka until I said screw it and began drinking the whole thing as is. The typically wouldn't be a bad think except I was also drinking beer/margarittas/mudslides. I remember dancing and flashing my friends. I also got spank happy and spanked every ass that crossed my path. I spank friend's husbands and then would spank their ass! LOL Only one person I didn't get (damn Lilith wouldn't get off that stool). I remember waking up in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. I stood up washed my face left the bathroom and didn't remember another damn thing. I called my good friend in the morning and asked what had happened. She replied, "I don't even want to talk about it. Let me talk to your husband." I didn't know what the hell was going on. Then later she said she was just fucking with me. But she did say I was shamelessly hanging on my husband's younger twin brothers alot. LOL

Please keep in mind this was my child's birthday party. :rolleyes: bad mom :spank:

damn. Can I be invited to your next birthday party? :D

Ummmm is that the same party where I forgot to wear panties? and got fucked in your bathroom????and smoked my first joint in 17 years???? and drank mudslides like water? and came home and ate 3874678216896426 cinnamon biscuits? then thought I was gonna die the next day? :p

LOL why yes that could possibly be the same one!

I so forgot the bathroom bit!! Ugh! So when are you cuming, I mean coming, to the new house/bathroom. hehe

absolutely :slurp:

I'm planning on christening your new house properly don't you worry ;)

LOL you thought my last bathrooms were small just wait til you see these! ;) Just don't break the claw foot tub and it will all be good!

just tell me when and where. :hot:

Maybe Skyler will help me christen it:p

For my soon-to-be divorced friends's bachlorette party, we went bar hopping. Just about 1:30, we walked to one, and while the others were still getting carded, they had me go in and grab the drinks. SOOO not sober. So not sober to the point where I was barely walking. So, I get up there, and I had on this tiny jean skirt, and this weird faux suede tan top which was cut very wide on the chest. It cut down below my chest in a V, and the sides were wide enough that you could see enough chest that it stopped only before the nipple. The edges were elastic, so it would fit snugly.

Well, I get up there, and tell the bartender I want 5 blow jobs (A really nasty, vial shot topped with whip cream which doesn't sit well on an already drunk and quesy belly). He starts making them, and I ask how much they'll cost. He says, $15 if you show me your tits. So, I jokingly pretended like I was going to and asked how much again. He said again, $15 if you really show me your tits.





















Yep, I did it.

Mine was by having too many shots of southern comfort, using a straw since I am not very good at taking shots and missing a week of work and having to go to the doctor......

that was supose to be fun????

Hmm... lessee... there was another night, involving the same friend, her soon to be ex, and a handful of other friends. It was her birthday, and she polished off a 5th of vodka doing body shots off me. ;) I flashed the video camera... for $5 that I later misplaced.

A bit later, we were so totally wasted, and started playing truth or dare. I traded clothes with her man, down to the panties. Last dare of the night- me and her made out for 30 seconds. On video. ;)

I don't have any stories like that, because I'm a total slush, and can't drink enough to get that drunk LOL :D

Lilith - I would love to help with that.

Gilly - I would have given you the shots for free. :D

imagine - it's fun at the time....