Porn shop etiquette??????
 

Do you have any rules while you shop???? Avoid eye contact? Browse in silence or comment on what you see? Do you pretend to be the only one there while carefully eyeing fellow shoppers????? Just thought it could be interesting to know how you shop....

Sometimes, I'll ask the clerk for recommendations. They *love* that. :D

I had an issue the other day, though. There was this guy there, looking at the magazines...but only two out of every three seconds. The other second was spent glancing at me. Gave me the creeps.

The scariest thing that ever happened to me was when, after spending ten or fifteen minutes in the store, I walked out to find a note under my windshield wiper. On it was some guy's phone number (and I'm *assuming* some guy and not a girl, but you never know) and the plead for a phone call. :eek:

That is sort of why I thought of this! The clerk at the store we were at was making some negative comments about particular DVD's and I just thought to myself, "now that poor guy that was eyeing them will never have the guts to purchase that here!" So I actually commented to the clerk..."well you know, different strokes....its what makes the world go 'round, and keeps you in business!"

Cool, you got hit on at a porn shop! hehe

I don't go that often,,,when I did I felt all nervous or something, maybe because I kept giggling. I mostly order from Adam and Eve, then I can look at the mag and get my kicks and order away and not feel like people are watching me at the store.

They kick you out when you giggle a lot. Oh yeah...when you swing those jaw-droppingly large rubber penises like a baseball bat...you get tossed out too. ha ha

I haven't been to many, but I pretty much know what I'm looking for so I don't really have to interact much. I'm polite though. It's a little embarassing when they put batteries in the toys to make sure they work, but at least they don't hand them to you with the damn things still buzzing. :rolleyes:

I have gone to the bigger ones with others, my husband or a friend, but we have a really nice new one here in town that I've gone to alone.

When with others, we're usually a noisy lot. Alone, I just brows quietly. I tend to avoid picking things up when I'm alone though.

huntersgirl, you were lucky on what you found under your windshield. There's a town (I want to say in Texas, but I can't recall for certain) where a church group sits across the street from local porn shops, takes pictures of the people entering and exiting, as well as their liscence plate number. Then, they find out where the person lives, and sends them a custom made postcard featuring a picture of them entering or exiting the porn shop, with the sign in full view.

Another group similiar takes a polaroid, and puts it under the windshield wiper.

Ugh! SOme people just don't understand the concept of "live and let live"

Sure they do- Live like I do, and we'll let you live.



:D

There are too many people in the world absolutely convinced

that theirs is the only to live. Just ask me.

I make eye contact if not physical contact with everyone in the place:p I play with everything and try out stuff. One time the sales girl offerred to go home with us:p

I'm a get in - get out ASAP kinda gal...mostly because some of the folks in those places give me the creeps...

I think we should start a Pixie sex shop...I'd spend HOURS in there.

Now that is a fabulous idea!!!! The best part would be really putting a face to the names! We could have sections named after some of our more famous members...Like Lilith's lair for all the Dom stuff, and Pantyfanatics haven, for panty related stuff and.....oh come on I'm sure you all would have some more great ideas!!!!!

Love to chat with other shoppers, at one shop a couple asked the clerk about vibrator but he did not know anything about it so I explained how it worked and how to use it. They ended up buying it.

I shop in one in El Cajon and shop at a leisurely pace and always ask the saleslady for advice. She always asks me what kind of sex I like and makes recommendations. Very friendly and sometimes flirtatious experience.

Not sure what it would be like if I were not a MALE.