Drowing those sorrows
 

I am sampling all types of techiniques to quench my funk. Last night I just stayed on pixies and online chatting till the wee hours...Tonight I am going to sit in a bar chatting with women...well till I cannot sit anymore or one of them wants to unzip me in the parking lot

hey a guy has to have goals.

what bar??? do i meet you at??? ;)

Get driving. Save me from my fate as I am sure my beer goggles are quite blurry

hey, that could be a good thing

To getting my rocks off, yes....To having a psycho get attatched, no.

oh wow, sounds like a fun night for someone tonight!!!! :slurp:

Either that or I will have the biggest damn headache in the world in the morning.

I think you have lots of great stuff ahead of ya!!!

Thanks for the positive thoughts

Do you have any pick-up lines ready?

You mean, "wanna fuck?" doest work?

Try this one...

"Hey... I'm friends with Aqua..."

:p :p

Then they know I want to stick it up their ass. That scares some.

Fucking does it?! I hope it would if I asked ya. ;)

tell 'em you taste just like peanutbutter, skippy :rolleyes:


oh, and don't forget your jimmy hat!:D