LotR humour
 

•What do you call an absent-minded Dúnadain?


Answer :A Space Ranger! :D

•How would you ask a Ringwraith for a date?

Answer: "What's a Nazgul doing in a place like this?"

•What do you say if you bump into a wizard?

Answer: Saruman, I didn't see ya there!!!

•What did Pippin say as he was carried off by the Uruk-Hai?

Answer: Ouch! You're carrying me in an orcward position!

•How do Orc’s greet each other?

Answer: With an Uruk Hai five.

•Who is Frodos favourite musician?

Answer: Sting

•What did Pippin do when he got drunk?

Answer: He began to feel Merry :D

•What did Gimli say when Rosie tugged his beard?

Answer: Lego-las!

•Why did the one-armed Balrog cross the Road?

Answer: To get to the Firearm shop!!

•What did Legolas see when he looked into Galadriel's mirror?

Answer: A Bloomin' fine looking Elf. :D

what would you call a collections of orc's who play various musical instruments? :D

Sharni & Grumble,

These are GREAT! I love them. Thank you!

got it :D