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Why A Xmas Tree Is Better Than A Man

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.

Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.

A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree has pretty balls.

A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!

Hehehehe I like that idea(staying up for 12 days) :D

Sharni, you are so bad..I love that about you! lol

soooooooooooooooo cute!

(Wipes the drool off his collar and hopes his colostomy doesn't show)

Not getting personal are you girly?

The new Viagra tablets the size of an AFL football make a mockery of your (cough) slurs.

Eeeek! Are the men watching while I *giggle, snort, giggle*...