Anyone use an escort service? advice pls...
 

My friend just got back from Iraq for his xmas vacation, one of the lucky few i know. Anyhow, since he's only off for like 2 weeks i think it was, I'm thinking of hooking him up and giving him a wild xmas gift as I won't see the guy probably for another yr when he returns to his station.

So some of my friends have been throwing around the idea of getting a stripper for him and booking a hotel room for him that night and maybe he can enjoy some fruits of life ya know heheh

Any recommendations? things I should be aware of? questions I should ask of course before "booking"?

or do you think this idea is totally wacked. Btw he is single and probably hasn't gotten any thing goin on over there for awhile.

Yeah I "used" a couple before... of course I was working undercover for a police department and everybody went to jail after... but hey... I had fun. And I didn't even take my pants off and get freaky. :p

My advice...

Well...

Let your buddy score up his own. I'm sure he's perfectly able to find his own company, and he won't have any souveniers (bail bond reciepts or nasty diseases) to worry about afterwards.

Yeah we've decided against it as it's too much risk.

However, what about massage parlors. As aren't they under strict no sexual contact? As he's probably beat from serving over there.

Massage parlors, if you find a good one, are strictly non-sexual but there are a LOT of shady places out there. Just be careful.

didn't know you were i law enforcment! my dad retired APD in '99 when they tried to move him to I.A. he was in homocide before that.
if you don't mind me asking, what P.D. or S.O. are you with? I have more family up in the Dallas area in police work. maybe you know them?

OK...I prolly should be :spank: for this one...but I can't control myself! Did your dad specialize in gay murders?

OR

Was that a typo?

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Was that meant as a joke?

OR

Should I mind my own biz and scoot outta this thread before the tomatoes fly?

*giggle*