Getting a woman pregnant
 

I know I have been asking a lot of questions but you guys are great and really informative. Anyways, when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina she has a chance of getting pregnant obviously. My question is this, when you cum inside the woman, what does she have to do for it to stay in? Does she have to lay there and wait or what?

She doesn't have to do anything usually.

Semen and sperm are designed so that at least some semen stays inside the woman, even if it appears that the majority seems to run down her legs! Hell that's one of the reasons there's so much sperm ejaculated at any one time.

I suppose it's possible that women's instinct (in most cases) to lie and cuddle after sex may have evolved due to pregnancy being more likely to occur under these circumstances, but that's just speculation on my part.

If it was as easy as 'stand up directly after sex' there wouldn't be all the thousands of unplanned pregnancies would there?

nope, she doesn't need to do anything for the sperm to find their way to the egg. although if she is trying to get preggers a woman could lay for a while and bring her knees up to her chest, or like sharni said, raise their butt in the air, and not pee immediately after intercourse.

The REAL partiers won't leave, ............ just like in real life. ;) :sperm:

Ok, so what do most woman do for clean up? I mean, its going to be a mess isn't it?

Ummm, well I think most women know how to clean themselves, but if she doesn't she might have bigger issues...

^^ Well yeah the woman should but I don't, lol. I am just trying to learn some things thats all.

If it is your desire you clean her, take a shower with her afterward and wash her head to toe. Or of course, not sure it fits the descriptor of "clean" but you could give her a tongue bath afer the fact to wipe the remnants away.

Do you wash between your toes???? How about behind your ears???

I am wondering why you are so curious about this cleaning up after? More often than not, a woman who understands her body and knows how it works will automatically clean up after themselves and unless it is in the form of some "afterplay" YOU really won't need to do it for her. It doesn't take being a rocket scientist for a woman to know how to wash her hoo-hoo after sex. If she doesn't know then a) she has cleanliness issues or b) she prolly isn't old enough to understand that she needs to wash afterwards.

I meant to post this link earlier...it's a decent source for sex ed type information

http://www.puberty101.com/

She said "hoo hoo". :D

I hope your vaginalinguiphobia is not contagious:D

Instead of addressing the real issue...let's instead focus our efforts upon trying to get it into the dictionary. :D

LMAO ^^^^^^^^^ I did say that didn't I?