Not quite all there ...
 

This is a true story (or so I'm told) about an Emergency Room experience ...

A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka.

When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode.

:rolleyes2

why didn't he just get a grenade and drop it at his feet......at least that would have been sucessful


maybe he was just trying to be creative

I guess that kind of intelligence is never going to be successful. :(

<Shaking head>