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Why men are happier than women!
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>Why ARE Men Happier? Men Are Just Happier People- > >What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. >The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. >Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be >pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO >shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is >your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom >because this one is just too icky. > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. >Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux >rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to >them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New >shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about >tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all >your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of >thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be >your friend. > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes >are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays >its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. >You only have to shave your face and neck. > >You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big >hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You >can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails >with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a >mustache. > >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 >minutes. No wonder men are happier Irish |
/me has to check her pants
ok. whew! got scared there for a sec...thought i might have been a man after all. no worries...it's all good down there. ;) |
Let's not forget the main reason for our happiness...
We get to love women! :lurv: |
and dont forget they can piss three to a stall at drive-ins and dont have to 'hover' at the gross movie theatres
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