Describe a pussy for me.
 

Can you?
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Well its hairy...likes meat....has 4 legs and meows

mine's hairy and also likes meat, but i think you should see a doc about the legs and meowing, alasse. i don't think it's supposed to do that.
:D

You forgot the tail :rofl:

:blink: OMG it's supposed to have hair!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

someone who's afraid to act

a kind of willow

James Bond character, she was very pretty and rooted.

Reminds me of a joke:
 

Before sex: a beautiful blooming rose

After sex: A bulldog trying to eat milk gravy

I like this little poem:

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

Never hurt anybody!!

A four-legged eating, sleeping, and pooping machine.

(I have two of them.)

Navarre, you forgot purring, mewling, curtain climbing, couch clawing, bird killing, spider eating, shoe lace chasing, worktop prowling, NAUGHTY machine!

(I have two too.....and they're young!)

That poem discribes it pretty good.
It'll be hard to beat.