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An exchange between husband and wife re: Morning Sex
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to
his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already
awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the
kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John
called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to
your beautiful Mommy."

The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take
this to your silly Daddy.

Her note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked
his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

His note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this
to the poor dude upstairs."

Her note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!