I know WI is not a lawyer
But I'd like to get his personal opinion on this story:
http://www.mwci.net/readarticle.pl?D8FP9OV83.html |
Sheep
Hey Geico, I mean Gecko. . Just my two cents worth. I'm not a lawyer but have been fucked over by them in two divorces. I think it is pretty clear from the article. The sheep was injured. If she was laying back in a teddy smoking that would be one thing but it is clear. He should be registered on the sheep fucker registry at the very least. I wonder if the farmer has AFLAC?? :D :D :eek: :eek:
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AFLAC? That quacks me up. |
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Does that mean the cows are in danger too? :confused: |
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No, that would be "Uddering". I know, but someone had to say it. |
Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.
"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester." The answer is simple if you stick to the facts. How old was the sheep? If the sheep was young...yes, you should be treated as a child molester. |
See, I *knew* I could count on you to get to the esential details of the case, WI! Thanks!
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Anytime! The unanswered question is...how did the farmer discover that his sheep had been violated. And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao |
Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.
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Oh that was so baaaaaaaaad!! :p *cough* baaaaaaaad, get it? *wild snerking* . |
roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!
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I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D . |
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PissMyPantsLaughOutLoud.....Bar-B-Q :D |
Now this may explain the whole thing ...
You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep ?!? SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time? The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane. :rolleyes: |
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i just gagged a little. |
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