When "WildIrish" was a lawyer!
 

>A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small
> frontier town during the settlement of the West. After
> several weeks there he noticed that the town was
> populated solely by men.
> He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do
> when you get the urge for a woman?"
> The cowboy replied, "See them thar'sheep up on thet
> hill. We just go git us one."
> "That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the
> lawyer.
> After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any
> longer. He decided though, if he was going to do a
> sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right.
> He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed
> her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a
> China plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then
> took the sheep to bed.
> After he finished he decided to take his new found
> lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local
> saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell
> silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys
> turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.
> The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at
> me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've
> been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more
> class."
> "That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy. "That's
> the sheriff's gal you're with." Irish :eek:

LMAO....sheep stealer!!!

HAHAHHA. Wow. That's pretty freakin' crazy. Why even doll a sheep up?

Sassee!!

Don't you know that you've gotta get in early 'cos you don't want to end up with an ugly one?

What do you give a shepherd for his birthday? (New velcro gloves.)

Why you take the sheep to the cliff edge for romance?

Have you not lived?

Cute!

Irish,

Great! Thank you. :)

funny one Irish.

Now I have visions of Gene Wilder in a movie from many years ago where he fell in love with a ewe called Dolly.

ewe all cum again

"Wether or not it's true
You can't go past a little ewe."

Kiwi National Anthem

Too funny! :D

*grins sheepishly*