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I won't really do it because in the end I am too professional BUT....

Can you give me some ideas of sneaky evil things to do to a co-worker/underling/fuckwad who has been going behind my back in an effort to undermind my authority???

I'd just like to daydream about messing with her :D

Plant graphic fisting porn in her desk and make sure the principal finds it.

:D *goes off to hunt graphic fisting porn

What is the relationship between you, co-worker or supervisor/underling, because it can radically change the type of head-play.

Messing with can be as simple as asking her to be moved to another class if she shares yours because she can't team play.

Calling the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, telling them you're (she's) having a crisis of spirituality and that any and all literature they can send would be marvellous.

If she's married, at times you know she's home but her husband isn't, get a girlfriend to ring from a public phone and ask for the hubby, panic and hang up.

Sooooooo many ways on so many levels.

A wonderful book called "Don't get mad, get even" is not available here, dammit.

OMG, I love the Mormon/Jehovah's Witness idea. Only, of course, the literature should be hand-delivered. :D

And you think they could resist a personal follow-up visit?

Isn't it always? :p

Ok, this isn't anything *too bad*, but could be fun........

put some glitter or baby powder or confetti in her closed umbrella.......Next time she opens it, WHAM....... she'll look like a dork for sure!

Or, sign her name and work address up for a free sample for some herpes medicine or something.....

A teaspoon of Alum in her coffee,coke etc. will leave her speachless for hours!

Oh I know......be so extra sweet to her and make her some brownies.........
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Break all the tips of her pencils.

Thanks guys you have me grinning :D

I worked with a gal once who hot glued our boss's coffee mug to the counter. Was funny when she went to pick it up.

Ohohoho put fake vomit in her desk drawer.

That might work. You could have her afraid to open anything after that. What do you think Lil? :D












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