Leave me a message after the beep
 

*beep*

Darling, when you get home, I want you to take a shower and then follow the trail of rose petals to the bedroom where you will find me naked and waiting for you. Hurry!

Ohhhhh that was the beep........"Hi Lilith.....hope you had a great day!!!!!"

Quick! Quit your job and come to PAGAN and join all the Pixies. I'm headed out too...no one will miss us for a few days. :D

Oh...the machine huh? I didn't prepare anything cause I expected to get you so I'll just hang up and call back later. It's not important...just wanted to chit-chat!

*click*

Hey there sexy, what are you wearing?

Oops, wrong number............how embarrassing!

gday we were going to pop over for a cuppa but soon as youre not home we will make it another day

Hello you sexy thing, is the dungeon open. I'd like to polish my brash placard.

Message.

Hi...this is wildirish from Action Windows and we're doing some work in your neighborhood so we thought we'd give you a call to see if you're interested in receiving a free quote for replacement windows. If you call now, you may be eligible for low financing options and special pricing on our premium argon gas filled tilt-sash windows. We also have an affordable line of privacy windows you may be interested in, to prevent perverts from sneaking up to your house to watch you masturbate. Those tilt out too...for those times when you need someone to watch. ;

Please give us a call back at 1-800-getaction & tell them "wildirish sent me"!

Hi, if you remember our backseat encounter last month, please call me back...






your lights are on...

Hi Lil, how are ya darlin'?

hey there, did you know that your name is Kuk if your not good at touch typing?

Hi, Lilith sorry to miss you. When do want me there for your full body massage?

Big Bear hugs and kisses.

/me slips on the now wet rose petals and busts her ass :D