"We don't need no stinking thermometers"
 

Last night I was pumping gas and recalled the last forecast for a low of 30F (-2C). I could tell it was cooler than that and sure as hell, when I got home it read 23F (-5C) and I started thinking about my body thermometer. For me, I can tell the second it gets above 70F (20C) and know where the 80F (27C) mark is. After it reaches 90F (32C) it's over.:faint: It is off my scale and could be 200 degrees. Going towards the survivable direction, my body seems to have reasonably accurate temp sensor steps. I can tell when it passed about each 10° marks from freezing, down to about 0F (-18C), then it's just bitter cold and off my scale. :yikes:

What body sensors do you have that seem to be fairly reliable and are they as well defined as my thermo readings seem to be?

MY nipples are hard ----- so its cold!!

My nuts disappearing into the cavern of my prostate usually is a good harbinger of Jack Frost blowing his icy farts!

That'll ^^^ work too. :roflmao:

I think PF is trying to tell me that it's wintertime in my Homeland and I have to go back to wearing panties. :rofl:


My guage? Nipples, of course.

It's REALLY cold when the hair in your nose freezes!!

I'm thinking I know it's really cold outside when I am walking around and I hear a noise coming from my crotch that sounds like wind chimes because my guys are frozen.

I know it's cold when I hear the brass monkey singing soprano. :yikes:

I have practically *no* temperature sense at all. It can be cold, it can be hot, I don't feel much of a change in temperature.

But don't try to sneak around me, and make any noise whatsoever, I'll hear you.

Same termperature, day and night, winter and summer.

A photo of a thermometer does the same job.

Experienced that ONCE in my life, during an rare double-digit below-zero (F) arctic blast that hit my fair city...our overgrown puppy had found a way over the fence, & I had found her one block away on a neighbors porch, & as I dragged the collie/german shepherd/horse? mix back to the house, I saw the ice crystals on her muzzle, & suddenly understood why I was breathing heavily thru my mouth...frozen snot had blocked my nasal passages... :eek:

As to my body sensors, they've been completely screwed up for the last 3-4 yrs now...the joys of life with diabetes :pissed:

You know it's cold when the local flasher gets caught describing himself to women. :p

Not much good with the cold, and I haven't tried it lately, but I used to be able to give the correct time, plus or minus a couple minutes, no matter how long ago I last saw a clock.

That's because you've always got your sundial sticking out! :p

*snicker*