Last Will & Testament
 

I Lilith being of dirty mind and naked body do hereby bequeath the following

my woolen sweaters to WI

my butt plug to Aqua

my karaoke cds to IAK

my turtle to gg

my eliptical machine to osuche

my butterscotch schnapps to Oldfart

my most hideous cotton granny panties to PF

my Starbuck's card to Tingling Tess

I'm not done yet...

ROFLMAO!!!

I was just thinking about this.. not a will, but if I suddenly passed away, what those going thru my dresser drawers would find! :eek:

my cookbooks to Chey

my Ebay reputation to scotz

my wooden spoons to SDLS & Booger

my extra poundage to Iowaman

my crayons to Irezumi Kiss

more to come...

Turtle? I get a turtle? Cool...

(Hope this doesn't mean you're dying).

Her name is Oscar Donatella the Original O.D. She is a guppy whore.

I shall drink my Venti Mocha Latte in your honor Lil. :wine:

Cool! I LOVE the elliptical!

Of course, I'd rather have you, ((((Lil)))))

my guniea pig Rosa to Sharni

my running shoes, all 3085762386853462 pairs to maddy

my brain to scarecrow

my trench coats to dicksbro

my beaded necklaces and sexy high heels to Lixy

more still...

Oooooooooo DB could be a flasher in the park pics instead of a streaker. :D

Though I could never hope to fill them as beautifully as you do...



I shall wear them with pride.


And I'm extra thankful that by giving them to me...you're now naked. :hot:

my brain to scarecrow

Will that make me a Dominater

Crayons are good, but I was hoping you'd have a secret porn magazine stash somewhere that would want an appreciative step-parent...he he he...

wooohooo sneakers - just don't make me run in them ... I'll walk forever but not got myself up to running yet.

Hey.....who gets the play pen?

if by play pen you mean my classroom..Chey's daughter, she gets the whip too.