Some Things Are Hard
 

.... others are impossible. :banghead:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK::)
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK::D
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK::sad:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking
lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
:shrug:

lol

lol

I'm saying it right, you're all just not lishining right.

* hic *



:roflmao:

Did you just call me a hick??

Who told?

Um...yep! I can guarantee it all to be true!

Very funny PF

GreenChef ... "I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning."
( friday night at 1a.m., at 2a.m., at 3 ...)
Seems I have trouble walking away, when dancing with cute/sexy girls
:shrug:

I had that problem once. :)

Rofl

Hee hee hee... Yup. :rofl:

Personal experience PF? What brought that on?