Now Performing in the Center Ring...
 

If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform? :jester:

I'd want to masturbate from the little platform high above the crowd and after I had my orgasm I would dive into the little pool of water (and such) below. :D


Oh yeah, this isn't your grandparent's circus............ may want to put a X-rating on this one. :rofl:

Loin tamer.

It's a three ring circus, owned by my uncle and two other arseholes.

those dudes who drive the motorcycles around the cage. crazy cats

Oh Man...I hate the circus. And Zoo's too!

I'd have to pick the trapeze chick. Doesn't involve animals doing unnatural things! *shudder*

For Lil's sake, I may have to take on the job feeding clowns to the tigers.

Lions won't eat them because they taste funny.

I'll just sell the cotton candy.

this is gisselda, who learned to crawl on canvas tarps and to toss a ball to a fat baboon and who took her naps on tattooed shoulders and spangled laps for she is a child of the circus.

Aerialist
 

penis swallower

Lil's assistant. :boink:

I wanna be a clown! :jester:

Why do you want to be fed to the tigers, Tess?

DB, we need to talk.

I thought we were supposed to gird our loins, not tame them. :p

I want to be the person who walks on glass and nails and swallows fire...all in a day's work