What made your heart stop today?
 

For me it was being in the middle of a screaming orgasm and hearing the front door slam. (child came home early from a sleepover)

:jester:

Wow, talk about a buzzkill.

oh gawd i can just imagine. thank goodness mine only 4

Yeah, I'm thinking that would probably do it Soda. :yikes:

But Boog, you did keep right on going, right? :D

LOL nope that kind of stopped everything dead in their tracks.

I'm thinking Kiddo owes you guys the benefit of the better leverage come Thursday when it comes to the wishbone. :nod:

Getting my first ever jury summons in the mail today.

Finding out one of our boys has started smoking. :(

He's 21, but I still wish he hadn't.

GINORMOUS clap of thunder right over the house at like 3 this morning! I had only just dozed off and ********BANG--BAM--GRUMBLE********

Needless to say, my eyes bolted open and I was like :eek:

19 month-old running for the stairs at grandma's

Waking up from an apnea episode this a.m., 25 min before the alarm...

Seeing Santa

Mine skipped a beat or two this morning when I was driving along and hit a patch of ice and did a bit of skidding that I really wasn't planning on.

Looking out my window to see that my 91 yr. old neighbor was trying to shovel the snow off of her driveway. :faint:

baby girl trying to roll off the side of my bed this morning! she's trying to crawl damnit!