Wanted Naughty Elf
 

with a ginormous dick to occupy me while my old man is fucking around with those damn deer.


Mrs. S. Claus

Dear Mrs. Claus,

I'm interested in your proposal and hope I meet your requirements, but first I need to know something. Is your husband the jealous type and does he have firearms?

~Aqua

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

:faint:


Gives candycanes a whole new meaning.

i knew i always liked candy canes