Too drunk to.................. ?
 

I thought this was sort of an intersting site. It calculates an estimated blood/alcohol level if you enter the proper info.

Are you drunk?

I'm not "pissed" yet...but I'm on my way...LMFAO!

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? :confused:






















:sad:
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

Waitaminute. "Heavy" beer is 4,9%?!? Mine must be lumberjack strength then! :o

Um....I was given 0 after having drunk a beer about 3 hours ago

Maybe the dude in Russia should have did that before he drove the tank to the liquar store.

SoDak: I was wondering about that, myself.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080307...4PS43d_V_qs0NUE

Tanks, for the memories.