If only
 

I had a camera with me...


I was at Walmart today and walked down a main aisle where I noticed a display of Axe body spray. I turned down a side aisle and then heard a very loud whooshing sound that made me turn around quickly. I saw this can of Axe propelling itself across the store floor shooting its aerosol stink behind it, at an alarming rate of speed. Behind it was a young man chasing it. Right up until the time he hit the vapor trail of slick stench on the floor and totally wiped out. *stifle giggle* He was not hurt and immediately jumped up to continue chasing the can which had now shot under the shelves and was 3 or four aisles away. I did not laugh.










Until Mr. Lil came from having watched it on another aisle from a different angle and he just smiled at me. I fucking lost it. Then choked on all the Axe vapor. Serves me right!

You were supposed to be shopping, not chopping.

It's like those rare times when you actually see someone with multicolored spiked hair. You just can't help but laugh.

Saw an article in the paper recently that said people w/teen boys know they come in two varieties: they either reek of what could only be described as "Eau de Boy," or they're marinated in Axe. I've had one of both; jury's still out on which is more offensive.

:faint:

Say it ain't so, Lil. :trout:

:p

We have two high schools near my store that fill up with these Axe smelling boys every afternoon. I always have a headache by the time they are gone.

Worse than the boys are the church ladies on Sunday. Sheesh, God is not going to forgive you because you smell good!