I'm So Horny
 

Lately I'm horny all the time, I just can't seem to get enough...I'm gonna' wear out the batteries.................HELP!!!!!

On my way! :car:

How soon can you get here??? lol

Not to sound rude, but you're in a city with, what, 5 million people. Most likely in a standard 2 men per 1 female ratio, and you can't find a young stud to fulfill you? That's one hell of an issue.

It's not as easy as you might think.............

For a sexy one such as yourself? I find that hard to believe.

Maybe you should get together with http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...highlight=wrong Nikki1979

GG, keep those ideas coming. LOL.

Same problem here! My dick hurts, my hands are sore, my prostate is swollen, my vibrator is running out of batteries and my neighbour complains about the noises comming from my appartment..its the weather i guess.

oh hun do i ever feel your pain!! im freaking dying here and its only been *maybe* 24 hrs.....to bad hes at work so i cant play !!!

***WAILS***

Oh you can play. Is he allowed to keep his cell on him and text while at work?