Tell me what you want
 

and I'll tell you why you can't have it. :p

I want you, Lilith, in my bed. :D

Well, you can't have that because you don't have enough pillows :p
You need an extra one to muffle the screams when I put a hurtin' on you.

I want to be 25 again.

You can't have that because I am crazy about you with all the wisdom and life experience you possess currently. And while I am sure you were a handsome rascal @ 25, you make a great sexy older man ;)

I want a couple of nights (or more) get-a-way with my wife to somewhere very romantic.

You can't have that because if you did she would never want to leave the bed and one of you has to drive home.

Is a blowjob in the very near future ... with return favors, of course?

I want you to NOT break my ass. :p

Why does that seem like reverse psychology?

I want a 1970 el camino with a stock 350 drive train.

:wish: I wish Lilith would come back so she can tell me my wish will come true. :wish:

You can't have that cause her Joe does not share :console:

You can not have that because it is your job to service your queen! :nod:

Obviously you can just not have that :spank: