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dicksbro 03-11-2015 12:47 AM

Two Important Dates Coming Up Fast
 
IMPORTANT PIXIES SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Time to mark your calendars and make your plans.

This coming Saturday, March 14, 2015, is one of those special holidays we all look forward to ...


STEAK and a BLOWJOB DAY.

This is that special annual celebration of the male equivalent of Valentine's Day. Ladies, we just know you'll be anxiously getting ready to help celebrate this day with that special guy of yours. For more information on this great holiday: www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com.




... and ...

KANAMARA MATSURI

Then on Sunday, April 5 it's time for the "Kanamara Matsuri" festival. This one, known the world over as "The Penis Festival" is celebrated the first Sunday of April each year. The festival's real name (Kanamara Matsuri) actually stands for the Festival of the Steel Festival. From their website (http://notesofnomads.com/kanamara-p...stival-japan/): I quote,

"So you’re probably wondering why the Japanese celebrate the “steel phallus.” Well, legend has it that sometime back in the Edo period (1603-1867), there was a sharp-toothed demon who fell in love with a beautiful woman. The woman, however, didn’t return the demon’s affection and decided to marry another man. Angering the demon, he inhabited the woman’s vagina before their wedding night and when they tried to consummate the marriage, the demon bit off the groom’s penis with his razor sharp teeth.

When the woman remarried, the jealous demon once again made his feelings clear by biting off her second husband’s penis. Deciding that enough was enough, the upset villagers concocted a plan to trick the demon. A local blacksmith forged a steel phallus and upon its insertion, the demon’s teeth were broken and he left the woman’s vagina for good.

Sometime thereafter the legend was commemorated by way of the Kanamara Matsuri and the enshrinement of the actual steel phallus at Kanayama Shrine, constructed to honor Kanayama Hikonokami and Kanayama Himenokami, the Shinto deities of childbirth and lower abdomen health."

Another good date when you ladies can help celebrate by giving that extra attention to that special part of your guy's anatomy.

dicksbro 03-14-2015 12:16 AM

I'm surprised ... not much interest in Steak and a BJ Day. Oh well, I'll try to hold up my end. :D

Have a great day, anyway!

PantyFanatic 03-14-2015 07:31 AM

That may be because they are preparing for the biggest day of the year.



And you know I'll do my best to celebrate with the best ........





PantyFanatic 03-14-2015 07:52 AM

And let us not forget Pi Day.



PantyFanatic 03-14-2015 07:53 AM

^------- The other busy Holiday Season. :nod:

PantyFanatic 03-14-2015 02:44 PM

It's not too late to get a deal. :D

gekkogecko 03-14-2015 05:47 PM

No, no, no, today is Pi day. I pulled out some pumpkin I had prepped & stuck in the freezer last October.

jay-t 03-14-2015 07:27 PM

Pie are round cornbread are square! Just look at the pic he's holding a round pie.

Teddy Bear 03-21-2015 04:58 AM

The greeting card people fell short on all three holidays.

Haven't found a card anywhere.

Happy Holidays to all!


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