Confucious say....
 

...."It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl" :D

so does this mean that Confucious was right and my father was wrong?

confucious says
a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find

confucius says
carrots can increase a man´s potency but they are difficult to fix.

Confucious says
Man who lays woman on ground have piece on earth

Confucious say
If you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood just wear your rubbers :)

Confucious says ,

One orgasm , in the bush , is worth two in the hand !

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

he also say: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."

Confucious says

Man with hole in pocket feels nuts

Confucious say...

Unwise man get laid in spring have offspring next spring.

Confucious say :- Woman who drive upside down have crackup.

Boy with hand in pocket feel cocky

Confucious say--better to sleep on roof than in house with cranky wife.

Confucious say after brick induced head injury:-

"What Kung Foo that?"

Confucious say...

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot! :D