Got any complaints?
 

It seems as though,I am usually here when the rest of you are not.Due to my job I am usually here very early in the morning and almost no one is ever here.So I guess I kind of feel like the night janitor.Wandering through empty corridors, reading old notes like some,like a grinning school boy.Anyway..on a completely different note I thought maybe it might be cool to here some of your bitches and gripes, no matter how small, and maybe together we can help each other solve some of lifes little aggrevations.
Heres one that I have... If anyone has any advice I'd gladly appreciate it if not maybe leave a complaint of your own and we can all help find a solution or at least relate in some way.


Todays problem-How come I keep getting timed out when
I respond in length to a thread and how can I fix this problem if at all?

Re: Got any complaints?
 

Well, I guess I am almost no one:p BTW you are doing a shitty job cleaning my office so the next time you come in I want you to report to me immediately so I can reprimand you properly ;)

I have never experienced this timed out thing that I have seen happen to some people....my suggestion.........type faster:D:D:D or type in a word processor (or email) and cut and paste

if you open another window on a site that refreshes its self
it usaly pops up but you just have to click back
i had the same trouble when readin some long storys
this helped me

i agree with lilith if its a long post type it in word then copy and paste it saves a lot of time and if it does not post you can try again as you still have a copy

open the who's online page in a separate window and just leave it open?

Twisted, hon you're just special...... or maybe I'm not as verbose are you are, not that thats a bad thing....... but I'll leave mine on over night sometimes when I go to bed realllllll tired and I'll still be connected

When I do my part-time winter job,
 

I like to sit in my big snow plow cab in an alley until it warms up correctly and I can take my coat off and properly drive in my shirt sleeves. When I whip around the corner and start down the street, some people have shoveled some of their snow into the street and it causes my plow to jolt just enough to sometimes spill my coffee a little. Sometimes it even makes me bite down on my jelly donut wrong. How do I get these people waiving those shovels around to mend their ways?:confused:

PF they're playing a game, they want you to move all the snow you can into their yards instead of wasting it in piles at the end of the street.....

(you know I've never seen a snow plow in my entire life.... never seen more than 6 in of snow.....)

I hope you measured that 6”
 

…and didn’t just use a comparison that one of us guys gave you. We have the tendency to take our measurements in metric and give the results in Imperial.:rolleyes: Everybody should have enough snow to at least build an igloo for next years Christmas party.:D

Twistedpoet: set up your dialer program.

PF, lazy boy, why not having breakfast @ home? ;)
Or you help me with my Iglu and I will invite you for a breakfast afterwards.

Lilith you can reprimand me any time,as for your office I seem to spend soooo much time going through all of your personals that I never seem to find the time to properly clean it.Whats with this giant jar of peanut butter anyway?And was that some sort of smoking apparatus I found in your drawer?

Germansteve-What is my dialer program?I'm about as computer stupid as it gets.

Pf--This is a HORRIBLE thing that is happening to you and my heart does feel for you man.I myself have lost many a jelly filling to some idiot with a sand shovel.(I am from Fla.it only snows in Miami.)I do know of a possible solution.
Since you may never be able to curb the human desire to ruine someones doughnut.you may be able to curb the human.Simply take your snow plow on the sidewalk and instead of snow bumps that people have created for you create people bumps and then even though you may still spill some jelly at least it will be because of your hystarical laughter.
Call me from prison and let me know how it went.

Bama-I'm not special, just slightly askew.Getting ready to fade into obscurity.
Have you no complaints?Even if it is just something stupid like "Whenever I brush my teeth my toe itches.Why is that?"
There must be something.I am here waiting.
Well actually I am leaving for a few days but I'll be back.And when I return I want to see some DAMN problems got it!!!!!
Dont make me get my paddle!

Thank you everyone for your wonderfull suggestions.I did the Whos on line thing and it seems to be working.
I now have a new complaint
KETCHUP
'KETCHUP"you say
"Yes, ketchup, actually a lack there of it and other condements as well"
It has come to my attention that the fast food chains no longer want to give us ketchup,or sauce or napkins or anything anymore
you have to ask for it and then they have the audasity to ask how many you would like.I like to tell them to give me the whole fucking case so I can write how cheap you billon dollar bastards are all over the windows.But now I have a new idea,
"Hey PF can I borrow your snow plow?"