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I thought what would be your perfect sexual ad...uninhibited and just straight out asking for what you want?


Mine:

Wanted
Sugar Momma, prefered married with older very rich husband
ready to kick and you the sole beneficiary. Into kinky sex and
not afraid to have sex for days on end without leaving the bed-
room. Call me and I'll take you for a test drive.

Now give it a shot.

Wanted:

Energizer Bunny-like man with the desire to please and tease. Must be willing to spend days devoted entirely to sex and interested in trying new and kinky things. Drop me a line and I'll test your stamina

Moody Evil Bitch seeks victim ...er I mean playmate
Must not have an allergies to latex, leather, or metals.
Stiff cock, long tongue and an eagerness to please are considered a plus. Please reply to 1-800-DUN-GEON

lilth I might just be the man you are looking for

Wanted:
Woman to engage in sex in numerous positions. Needs to be willing to engage in sexual acts for hours or even days at a time. I will be willing to provide spending money for shopping sprees on Sundays during football seasons. Only interested need apply.

Wanted.

Bored sexless housewife looking for long lasting Sex Sessions.
Hours and hours of raw Sex.

Premature ejaculators need not apply. :D :D

Wanted, submissive/dominant woman, must be willing to please and be pleased, into shaving, and most things kinky, must not be selfish, boring, are lazy. looks not that important. but are considered!

Wanted: Lady that likes being plugged into and riding hard things to their natural completion. Ability to accept oral assignments is a plus.

Wanted!!!!!!!..........
Australian man for HOT sizzling fun times.......
Must be able to "blow my mind" as well as "read" it........
Must be willing to sacrifice himself to me FULLY...!!!
I want to come and visit your office, lock the door and sit on your lap...........so if your faint hearted or squirmish.......don't apply.....
Ohhhh.....Especially interested in Scorpians.......
If your up to it.........apply.....
Purrrrr........I don't bite.........hehehe....

oh my! that sounds a bit like me Nikki! ;) :D

Shepherd for hire. Inquire within. :p

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaa" :D