Personal question
 

So who's having sex right now?



Anyone out there typing with one hand?

We'll be able to tell, ya know....no caps, many mistakes....we can tell...........

Obviously I am not having sex at this moment. :)

sex??? what is that?? I think I need a refresher course... I am about to degress back to my virgin state...

I hear ya.

My vibrator finally kicked the bucket so I'm gonna be without for a while...........YIKES.....*shiver* just scared myself!

ROFL... god help my if my bullet quits...

No kidding....I even wrote an Ode to my vibe somewhere here.

And I don't DO poetry. :D

Looks like this is going to become the 'Who's definitely NOT haing sex thread?'!

And RG - Commiserations about the vibe. I had a short lived but passionate love affair with one recently. I loved it so much that I broke it after a week and nov it doesn't vibrate any more. :(

It's a good thing I have a back-up on stand-by!

Yeah...what the hell is up with the quality of vibrators these days?? Two of mine stopped working last week, including my favorite one. *cries*
They're meant to be used aren't they...these are not objects that we hide in the back of our closet and forget all about!!!
Oh well...back to doing it the old fashioned way.
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done :D

wut wass teh quesstiioooooon..mmnnm..ahhhh

oh no ladies sorry to hear about your vibrators....... maybe I've have something that might work for you..

Fors sale/rent

1 FussyPucker
Requires no batteries
Many additional features
Built for comfort not speed
Very low running costs
Rarely breaks but is self repairing ;)

hehehe anyone requiring a test "ride" please contact...... :D

You see Christine, us men need to keep the quality of vibrators very poor because you ladies will realize that men really are useless.

;);););):D:D:D:D

CK

Dont forget the shower head ladys for the afternoon pick me upper

Chris you said you wore out two Vibrators this week, cant you get friction burns that way?

so on one hand i wish i were a vibrator, plenty of action, buuttttt,,,,,,,,,, on the other side, would not want to be used and discarded,, i get that now!

Not me:( Definitely out of practice.

If I was having sex with someone (which I'm not), it would be rude to ignore that person and chat with my Pixies friends, no?

And if I was... entertaining.. myself, I would probably post a thread about it... hmm, that gives me an idea...

Not only am I having sex right at this moment.......(I say as I lean across his chest, tits in his eyes, to reach the keyboard) I am also.......

1) Cleaning my oven

2) Swimming the English Channel

3) Solving the mystery of the meaning of life

4) Bringing World Peace

Whew! I gotta stop this multi-tasking........it's getting in the way of my perving at Pixies!