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Debbie: "Stormy, why would a pirate ship have sunk during World War 2?"
Stormy: "Well, when were pirates around?" Debbie: "The 1700's." Stormy: "...Were they Aztecs?" |
Milo: "Why do I hafta go to a school for psychos?"
Bob: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not a school for psychos, it's a school for the pathologically high-spirited. Now grab your books and your muzzle and let's go." |
Pristine: "Pickles, I love your hair! Where'd you buy it?"
Pickles: "Off some whore. I think it was your mother." |
Milo: "You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?"
Helga: "What was that? I was thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends." |
New kid: "Wow, it must really suck to lose a girlfriend with a flying car."
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Um...........Oh never mind!
LOL! *kisses* |
Otay . . .
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and I thought I was the only one forced to sit thru endless hours of nickelodeon..
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it's Cartoon Network. and who said i was forced?
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"O lord, protect this rocket-house, and all who dwell within the rocket-house..." -Homer
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Chester: "Hey, A.J., why did the frog put on a raincoat?"
A.J.: "Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun." |
Chester: "Dude, where'd you get all that stuff?"
Timmy: "Internet... uh... inheritance! ...I inherited the internet." |
SpongeBob: "Patrick, Mr. Krabs said we shouldn't get near those things."
Patrick: "Did he say not to climb on top of 'em and ride 'em like a horsey?" SpongeBob: "I guess ya got me there." |
"Check out this wooden frame. It's lighter and more flammable than titanium." -Timmy's dad
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Wanda: "Don't make him relive Super Toilet."
Cosmo: "It took the plunger... the whole plunger!" |
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