Maybe I'm having dumbguy moment here. You ladies are saying that you don't get woman on top at all...??? At first I thought that you were saying that woman on top for doggie didn't make sense. But I can't visualize that at all. Maybe it would be too gymnastic.

but then I see the link to the kama sutra figure page. The shows the woman on top for some different positions.

There are some wonderful woman on top positions I think. But that would be a topic for another thread.