I was hoping to find WI in this thread so I could learn what the stereotypes are that I need to now live up to.

Except, I can find my way more or less around Hartford - so long as the directions start with 84 or 91.

I know Hartford isn't a big city!

Most people start work when my work day is half over - who starts work at 9?

According to Geico, CT is the wealthiest state - I'd be wealthier if it weren't for paying a special tax on EVERYTHING! And no, it doesn't all balance out in the end - I could live elsewhere for less than half the price it costs to live here.

Not everyone here likes Italian and Seafood - or them combined (maybe it's because I'm a transplant).