I was also going to make a point on the impressive number of smokers, but grumbleguts beat me to it. It's not the first time we've thought the same, maybe it's true what they say about great minds... Not that smoking really bothers me. I could never do it, especially for breakfast.
Ah yes, breakfast. Idealy? A fresh bagel with lots and lots of Philly cream cheese (although, speaking as a native of the Philly area, I have no idea why it's special...). Realistically, well...I lived off of lucky charms in my dorm room when I ran out of cash. So whatever overly-sweetened and childish cereal you have availabe is great.