09-06-2005, 04:18 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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Once upon a lovely night many years ago, I gave a blowjob to a gentleman sitting on a picnic table at the park.
Have you ever fallen down as you were making love in the shower?
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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