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Old 08-06-2002, 09:43 PM
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Ok this one comes to my mind. My parents were on a trip to Spain and I needed a place to crash for a month. I had this friend drop me off because I was so sure that I could get in even though I didn't have a key. My parents house had a basement room (which I use to live in) and I remembered an unfinished vent that wasn't connected to anything. So I crawled under there house to were I found the vent hole that went into the bathroom. I climbed up and stuck my legs through managing to get my entire legs in all the way up to my hips and then getting stuck. Well, I just figured it was my baggy jeans. So I took them off and threw them through the opening knowing I would want to put them back on when I got in. Climbing back up, just tickled with myself and my creativity, sliding my legs in and wouldn't you know it my hips still got stuck. DAMN IT!! So now I couldn't get in the house and I was pantless. I pulled at my shirt trying to create a dress and went back out from under the house and sat on the porch not knowing what to do. A few hours later the neighbors got home and asked me what I was doing. I said I got locked out of the house and they informed me they had a key. So he let me in.

-Summer
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