Well Lilith babe I'm sure that's not the first time you've been the cause of an uncontrollable swelling !!

dummest thing I've ever done ? Well let's see 1996 I went on a boat trip with some friends....I woke up one morning 8am climbed out of bed and straight into a Martini yummy
the boat was tied up of course ! Like I'd be dumb enough to start it up and take it out onto the water........until I was totaly drunk !
pretty soon the boat was out on the water and I was at the controls hehehe by just after 11 we had managed to tie the boat up outside a pub and off we all went for more drinks......I have no idea how I managed to stear the boat in the very drunken state that I was in or how we managed to tie it up without anyone falling in !!! Anyway we made it into the pub to continue driking and a great time was had by all !!!

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