I forged a note once in high school excusing myself from gym... and the teacher actually called my mom! But she covered for me, and asked me about it when I got home... I remember making something up to tell her, like I got my period in school so she couldn't write me a note at home.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all