Reading the responses to this survey made me think of this little flash movie:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

Anyway, my responses:

*have you ever had sex? Yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? Define "virginity." If oral sex counts, then 17, if anal sex counts, then 18, otherwise 20.
*was it good? Yes/Somewhat/Somewhat (oral/anal/vaginal)
*any fetishes? Yes, just about every fetish known to man, and a few that aren't. I like to explore.
*best place to have sex: Fancy hotel rooms. When you're in clean, elegant, upscale surroundings, it makes you want to get dirty
*sexual fantasies? Oh, yes, just about everything one might imagine. I like to mentally explore forbidden territories.
*whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Sorry, that would be inappropriate for this forum
*most embarrassing thing you've said during sex? "Hey, your feet don't stink!"
*how many people have you had sex with? 2 if anal/oral counts, 1 otherwise
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? In space
*how long does it take for you to climax? Anywhere from 30 seconds to several hours, depending on many factors.
*ever had a friend with benefits? Don't I wish...
*do you have a bf/gf? I have a wife
*are they any good in bed? Sometimes
*favorite position? 69
*how far would you go on a first date? All the way and more
*what do you think about one night stands? If it's done safely, I'm all for it
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Yes, if oral sex counts
*would you? Yes