Ever said anything just for the shock value of saying it?

Sometimes, I find myself saying things like "I'm mad at my penis" or "NIPPLE CLIPS" just to see what kinda reaction I get....Have any of ya'll ever just said something so random that it tends to freak the people that are around you out just a lil' bit? If not, ya should try it; it cal be a hell of alotta fun I dunno what meaning this thread really has, I guess it's just one of those random things that just popped into my head *he-hee*. So just tell me if ya ever done anything for the shock value of just doing it or saying it.

*Clint