Excellent quotes but i was thinking more along the lines of things which had been said about you personally, which you will always remember.

If we're going for most memorable quotes of a more general nature, my dear mother's advise to me when i was 18 regarding matters of a sexual nature was,

"Just remember that you can't get pregnant from swallowing" and, " never get sperm in you eye."

She's, er . . quite a woman, my mother!

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