I had just started seeing this girl and we had not yet had sex and during the course of conversation she asked if I knew the joke about the four most ego deflating words you can say to a man... those words being, "Is it in yet?" Well, later on that night we were in her bed and our clothes were off and she grabbed my cock and looked at it for the first time and said, "You know those four words we talked about earlier... YOU will never hear those words!"

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these